the most fun part about being sick is that part where I think I’m gonna vom up phelgm. It’s fun. So this has been bugging me for a few days now and I dont know how to deal with it. I hate liars. I hate it. I don’t like it when people lie to me and I try my hardest to not legit lie to people. I joke lie to people and most of the time when I do people realize it but I try to avoid...
themickeymouseclub: renegades-of-fack-fack: clavid: PARKOUR PARKOUR THIS GOAT IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE LOL. WHEN HE KNOCKS THE OTHER GOAT DOWN FUCK THIS GOAT IS A DICK. I LOVE IT
bobbynewport: valaika replied to your post: hot olympians list update: Stale would be proud of you for not endorsing the wait for athletes to pass the Cage age (that is the age where you can stare at them without going to the Cage aka prison) yeah i was pushing it even with stale. because like tbh if i had met him…..i would have been very okay with a bit of lawbreaking. so yeah. no mas...
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
I like that all I have to do is just stare at my friends and they will remedy a situation for me. So I went to watch TDKR the other day and I was promised I would sit anywhere but next to a turdball. Somehow when walking up the stairs to our seats it seemed like I was going to sit next to the turdball. I just stated at J like “fuck son you better fix this or I will end your life. I hate...
kanyewestfanfics: Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.” The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.
sammieslammajamma: 30secondstonarnia: the olympics is a great time for us to come together and admire all the different countries’ hot athletes amen.
I just want to watch videos of the US men’s snowboarding team now. Remember them picking out their diamonds? And Greg with all this nuggets? I missssss them and ustreams and fucking getting Scotty to shave this racing stripes. Dear Sochi, Hurry the fuck up.
Dear JGL You can get it. Love, Ivy. P.S did I mention you can get it? In the park, at your house, my house, in the parking lot of a closed school. You. Can. Get. It.
I took a nap, I woke up sick and then my ex drops a bomb of a conversation on me and I wont lie. I am a little hurt but he doesn’t get to see that anymore.
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
actualcanadianfemmesherlock: uptownquirrell: hiiddles: The TARDIS sound was the Doctor arriving to bring the torch, before realizing he couldn’t because Donna would remember him and having to leave. This is my new reality.
I think…I think I will make snickerdoodles on Monday because I have way too much cinnamon in my house. also olympics
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
tearsnigga: at least Cho Chang waited until he died to be with someone else