December 2011
I’m used to the Melbourne time zone. I don’t know what time it is in new Zealand anymore. Also everyone cross their fingers that the apple store in chadstone has an iPhone 4s for me. Cross them people!
Dec 29th
Alright So if you know me irl you know that my legal name isn’t Ivy. It’s Aivan. It’s a Vietnamese name and I’ve always pronounced it like Ivan. And so does everyone in my family. And no one even calls me that at home they call me be which means baby in Vietnamese. Even one of my childhood friends used to call me that. But here in Australia they call me Aivan but...
Dec 29th
beautyinsuchdarkness asked: It's only $70! I predict I shall have fund for epic lamp by the end of January.
Dec 28th
Tai from Clueless is my gpoy tbqh Virgin who can’t drive who falls in love with people who don’t like her back? Mother flipping gpoy.
Dec 28th
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Oh and le puppy has been named Cody. We went over today and he wrestled with my hand, tried to gnaw my hand off and he even started attacking the bow on my skirt and managed to untie the bow. It was really cute. I wish we could take him back with us but that’s silly. He’s just so darn cute though! And cheeky! I just love puppies.
Dec 28th
Oh right. So iPhone update. We took the phone back to jb hifi today and their telco person told us that the phone is locked to a network and the guy that sold it to us outright should have told us its locked to a network especially if we purchased it outright. So she gave us a refund and someone is getting in trubs at their next morning meeting. But how dumb is that? Obviously if it’s...
Dec 28th
I kind of hate myself for listening to that one direction song on repeat.
Dec 28th
Confession: sometimes when I’m sad I’ll sing lucky by Britney spears and then end up laughing to myself because I do consider myself lucky to have the life I do and the friends I have and here I am crying over something petty like spilled milk. In my defense it was shark week and I wanted cereal. Also I pretend I’m Britney throwing glitter all over the people’s and I...
Dec 28th
beautyinsuchdarkness asked: There is no other lamp but the TARDIS lamp (check it out amongst my recent posts, it's fly) I refuse to have any other lamp but that one in my home. I read with my bedroom light on, then I turn my light off and proceed to my bed stubbing each and every one of my toes. This will continue until I buy TARDIS lamp. TARDIS bag, I like it.
Dec 28th
I totally want to sleep but it’s only 730pm. We did nothing today but drive around and shit. But I found my Marc Jacobs bag and felt up some Louboutins so life is good. And I might take a nap
Dec 28th
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beautyinsuchdarkness asked: Only poor people don't have bedside lamps. I know this because I'm poor, and I do not have a bed side lamp. On the note of lamps have you seen the bedside lamp that is a TARDIS???
Dec 28th
Peeves: Apparently all the sand flies decide to wake up here around 5pm each day because in the two days I’ve been here. I’ve been swarmed. The photographer they hired is useless. He told is we only have an hour at this fance place for photos but spends 45 minutes taking pictures of the bride and groom around a lamp when there is a gorgeous set of stairs. I’m so tired I...
Dec 27th
Anonymous asked: do you have the video of keeg, mikkel and jack in japan? burton took it down :(
Dec 27th
I went into a jb hifi. It’s just as tacky here as it is there but our accents make us better. My cousin randomly decided to buy a puppy the day before his brothers wedding and all the kids were torturing it. I saved it and it loves me. It kept falling asleep on me. Poor pup pup. Also motherfucking four hours of sleep yesterday and then we had babies crying in the plane and the...
Dec 27th
I’m gonna buy me an iphone tomorrow. My brother is gonna pay for it and I’ll pay him back. This means no online shopping for a while. This is going to be hard. I have the greatest siblings sometimes but like we all lend each other money if we can. I never lend money because I never can but the older ones do. It’s nice. And they dont charge interest like finance companies do.
Dec 25th
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le bro: Hey Ivy do you think I should clean my wallet?
me: why?
le bro: what if there is drug residue on it?
me: no dont
le bro: why?
me: because I want you to end up on border patrol and I want to see myself sniggering in the corner
le bro: that's sad
me: no...that's funny.
Dec 25th
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Anyways I go to Australia tomorrow for a week so here are somethings to tide you over while I’m gone: I love you. No jokes I’m lying. but I might love you. It really depends on who you are. If I love you, you would be well aware of it. I’m not going anywhere near any bright yellow stores with tacky signage also known as JB Hifi while I’m in Australia. I’m going...
Dec 25th
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Does Matt ladley follow everyone on twitter? Please tell me he does. Or am I special? Is this like that time Burton creeped my timeline and retweeted a tweet that didn’t mention them but just Keegan. And I didn’t mention valaika and it was weird. It was about dad sweaters. My dad has cooler ones than Keegan. I need sleepppppp
Dec 24th
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How did I spend my christmas day? Mother fucking doctor who marathon
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merry christmas guys!
Dec 23rd
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I want to get an xbox because its so cheap on boxing day but I only really want it for a handful of games… mostly Stoked and Stoked 2 YOU CAN PLAY AS NICO!
Dec 23rd
Anonymous asked: You get 24 hours with Keegan. What goes down?
Dec 23rd
ethan deiss can also get it
Dec 23rd
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
chattyvkitkatkathy: sassy-speedskater: sammiejd: Anything at all…. I have absolutely no shame BRING IT! xD
Dec 23rd
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slaggy liked your post: a small rant about work hey creep…you’re doing it right that post was only from like idk three weeks ago
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it hurts me that we sold so much Nickelback today
Dec 23rd
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deckardcain replied to your post: deckardcain replied to your photo: “I wanna sex… now that i watch dr who rory always reminds me of him its distracting …I can kind of see the resemblance but idk Nick is totally better looking
Dec 23rd
deckardcain replied to your photo: “I wanna sex you up” I can’t help it my love for… i was like who the fuck would dare to put nicholas scimeca on my dash then i saw it was u. it had 2 be u. omg memories. It will always be me. ALWAYS.
Dec 23rd
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another day another situation in which I over think things. But I cannot be the only person to over think the fact that their exboyfriend decided to gift them one of their hoodies…right? Anyways we established on the car ride home that it was all innocent, that he is an emotionless robot who doesn’t think like normal people do and that he was just giving me a hoodie that he thought I...
Dec 23rd
I gave Joel his christmas present because I got it for him before we broke up. I know for a fact that he never got me anything because he kept asking me. But today he told me that he got me a present and that he’s had it for ages. I called him out on it and said he didn’t have to but he wants to give it to me. He has to set it up first? I asked him if he felt guilty because my...
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