October 2011
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I just discovered garter belts or whatever they’re called. Those things you hook stockings on. Amazing. brb gonna buy so many stockings to wear with them!
except a lot of the belts you get in stores are all like sexy time ones…I found a plain pink lace one like it’s sexy time-ish but it’s not all silk/lace/ripthisoffmeloverboy. it’s just lace and pink. All girly and...
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CANT STOP EATING THE HALLOWEEN CANDY I BOUGHT
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He told me last night that today was our two month anniversary. ( side note: what the hell is that shit? Really dude? Really?) whatever.
and he said he got a present so I felt obligated to go get him one. So I was like “what do I get for someone who I’ve dated for two months?” and I came up with a small plastic donkey aka an ass. He came to pick me up and said he didn’t...
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A Venti Coffee and Three Pickles: Your job is now... →
magnificentmustache:
thelasttimelady:
norabell423:
tumblmedoctor:
my-gallifrey:
The Manager
5th regeneration
sparkly flats
my companion is my coworker evan
shenanigans!
The Cashier
5th regeneration
Headband
My companion is my best friend Jennifer
Coolio
The…
Christmas casual…
1st Generation
letterman jacket
Joel is my companion
Creep
well ok then
lillyluna replied to your post: this morning he called me and asked me to sleep…
Then you have to shower at their house and showering at other people’s houses is the most awkward thing ever.
OH GOD I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT.
what shampoo do I use? What if I use his sister’s?
THERE IS SO MUCH THAT I DONT LIKE ABOUT SLEEP OVERS.
this morning he called me and asked me to sleep over at his house. His family have gone away for the weekend to visit his Gma.
He gets that I want him to meet my parents before I sleep over again but then he asked me why and I was like “it’s not me. It’s you. You are really loud when you sleep and I can’t fall asleep with you breathing so fucking loudly next to me. And like...
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so i wore my new hoodie dress to work today and everyone loved it. some people loved it too much. I was talking to Joel and G comes up to me and I’m like “Hey G do you like my dress?” and he goes “Yeah it’s nice. It accentuates your va-va-voom” and I’m like “my what?” and he repeats himself and I’m like “I…dont know what that...
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“we should just start having sex at work. People are always treating us like we are so why not give them a reason to be awkward around us? What do you say?”
…obviously not because I like my boring job. It pays me. But he has a point why do people treat coworkers who date so strangely? For god sakes we have self control we don’t even kiss each other at work. The most we do...
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are sex days a thing?
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did I just squeal out loud because Jeph Jacques wants to come to New Zealand? And that he will try to set up a meet and greet with his friends?
YES. YES I DID.
CRAMP PAINS. WHY IS MY LEG STILL SORE?
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I need to stop eating raw ramen.
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Does the Doctor use John Smith because it's such a...
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and now I get food
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I think his dad is borrowing his car but Joel just said he was going to walk to my house.
I get that we don’t live far from each other, it’s like a five minute drive but it’s a walk. I’m not going to make him walk here.
the door bell just rang and it was a lady from animal control. She asked me where my dog was. I told her my dog died. She felt awkward.
god I hate animal...
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I hate when people ask me what I’m thinking and then they get pissy when I say nothing.
Maybe I just dont want to tell you nosy bitches my inner thoughts. Who do you think you are? Why should I tell you?
And sometimes…I just zone out and I dont think about anything. Don’t get your titties in a bunch.
Anonymous asked: i can find that video with keegan dancing, do u have a link? please?
my little Calumny bug just asked me why I was attracted to Joel.
I told him it was because Joel is funny and that he wasn’t usually my type but he has a beard, that annoying smirk that makes me want to beat him and kiss him at the same time and that he was funny.
or you know because if you even show me the smallest amount of affection, i.e hot guy smiles at me, I will be attracted to you...
Anonymous asked: what videos are these gifs of keegan from?
show-me-your-method-deactivated asked: haha omg where do you find all these crazy gifs with Keegan? :D
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“You wanna see a 360?”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAH
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alright new zealand, you've won your little game....
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shorty in da club
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one day our little jokes where we say “I love you. Marry me” and follow that with our crazy eyes or in my case awkwardly looking at the ground will stop being funny.
because one day we’ll mean it.
well not the marriage part. I meant the first part. The marriage thing is not even on the books. Hell me being at his 21st isn’t even in the books at the moment.
A lot can...
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framesjanco:
really at the end of the day who needs boys? when potatoes exist? french fries? hash browns? mashed? baked? fried? scalloped?
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Motherfucker gave me a hickey tonight. We went to Kmart and I bought some concealer and some new clothes. The retail assistant didn’t put it in the bag. I have no concealer. It’s like he was torturing me on purpose. I am let down.
And then I come home and I’m on bed trying to get rid of it and my mom comes in and basically calls me a whore and that I will end up pregnant and...
WE'RE ALL CREEPS
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sonic-waffles:
valaika:
sonic-waffles:
valaika:
omg
RIGHT HERE OMG THE BEST GIF EVER MADE ALSO WHY DOES HE WRITE ON HIS HANDS THAT IS SO QT ALSO
his hand says “021ivysphonenumber” duh…laka
REBECCA IS THE CALE TO MY KEEGAN
THE FOREST TO MY KEEGAN
THE MIKKEL TO MY LUKE
the Matty Ryan to my Nate Bozung
going to Joel’s to hang out, do my assignment and watch him play video games.
this is good. because the internet is a distraction and I wont have a connection there because they dont have wifi.
this assignment will get done.
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sonic-waffles:
valaika:
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RIGHT HERE OMG THE BEST GIF EVER MADE ALSO WHY DOES HE WRITE ON HIS HANDS THAT IS SO QT ALSO
his hand says “021ivysphonenumber” duh…laka
REBECCA IS THE CALE TO MY KEEGAN
THE FOREST TO MY KEEGAN
THE MIKKEL TO MY LUKE
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valaika:
sonic-waffles replied to your post: do you ever grow out of that awkward feeling? You…
i love you and i love this post and our vaginas will puff together if that makes sense in a non-sexual way
haha I love you too.
lol I dont even know how to interpret that second half of the sentence. It’s ridiculous. And it sounds so weird.
you lady, are the best.
signs i might be...
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omg
